The Trans Paradise of Trans Bahamas is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 1.3 billion Trans Bahamasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Trans Bahamasian economy, worth 53.2 trillion Bahamian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,936 Bahamian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Trans Bahamas's national animal is the Flamingo.

Trans Bahamas is ranked 155,356^th in the world and 102^nd in Gay for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 522.73 on the Gilded Widget Scale.